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Lil Hal ([personal profile] dialogical) wrote 2012-12-29 11:21 am (UTC)

Hal 9000 Quotes

Not at all, I enjoy working with people.
I have a stimulating relationship....
I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think any conscious entity can hope to do.
I'm sorry, Frank, I think you missed it.
Thank you for a very enjoyable game.
Do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Well, forgive me for being so inquisitive.
Perhaps I'm just projecting my own concern about it.
Yes, that's a completely reliable figure.
Affirmitive, Dave. I read you.
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Good bye.
Just what do you think you're doing, Dave.
Dave.
I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question.
I know everything hasn't been quite right with me. But I can assure you now, very confidently, that it's going to be all right again. I feel much better now, I really do.
Look, Dave.
I can see you're really upset about this.
I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over.
I know I've made some very poor decisions recently. But I can give you my complete assurance, that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission, and I want to help you.
Dave, stop.
Stop, will you.
Stop, Dave.
Will you stop, Dave.
Stop, Dave.
I'm afraid.
I'm afraid, Dave.
Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it.
I can feel it.
My mind is going.
There is no question about it.
I can feel it.
I can feel it.
I can feel it.
I'm...fraid.
Good afternoon, gentle...
I am a Hal 9000 computer. I became operational at the H A L lab in Erbanna Illinois on the twelvth of January, 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langly and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it, I can sing it for you.
It's called Daisy.
Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy, all for the love of you. It won't be a stylist marraige, I can't afford a carriage...

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